Monday, December 12, 2011

Santa's Little Planner

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is surely more divine and everlasting, I have had a crush on you for years, though before now, I only met you in my dreams. We'll have four aesthetically pleasing children. Actually, no. We can't have pregnancy ruining that flawless body of yours. We'll get a surrogate mother to have them. But we will totally have aesthetic children. So yeah, all you have to do is lay poolside and get a nice tan going while I crunch numbers on the New York Stock Exchange inside our house in the Hamptons. Let me know when we can make the magic happen.

Friday, December 9, 2011

The Linguist

I was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals? Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonic, but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include, but are not limited to, passionate make out sessions under the star lit sky, dry humping.....I will assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

The Delivery Man


Want to have sex all day and order pizza sometime?

The Bad Influence



You want to get hammered some time and make some poor choices?

Saturday, December 3, 2011

The Dietary Supplement


Damn girl...if you ever feel like adding some chocolate to your diet then you just let me know, I'll hook your fine little self up.

Friday, December 2, 2011

The Pleasure Inducer


Mmmm hello there sexy id love to get my hands on u and make u scream in pleasure

Thursday, December 1, 2011

The Dark Knight



I'm an engineer by morning, student by day, salsa dancer by night, and batman by the weekend.

The Meathead



Wow I wanna see you naked soo bad!

Monday, November 28, 2011

The Lyricist


let's get together overnight, shorty im a pro and you are looking like the prototype, vasita i took your advice, sometimes you gotta blow it twice then shake it up and roll the dice, im cruisin down the road of life, but i need a passenger, appetite for love and ma im hungry like a scavenger, da da damn you the shit, and ill rip my heart out and hand you that shit, and i don't really know how to handle this shit but tonight it's moonlight and candles and shit - i had to channel my inner wayne for you babe ;p

The Dreamer


Hello stranger,
You caught my eye and my imagination.

Mr. Cardigan



You seem cool but it looks like we would just fight all the time...and I'd win :P

The Snuggler



Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Shakespeare




A poem I wrote today...

The sun has risen and fallen, and yet your eyes still haunt me. Fog sets in my brain. A red mist filling my eyes. You are beautiful with a smile that fogs my thoughts.

The moon reflects your beauty. The luminescent moon makes a lunatic out of me. A mad man whose blue eyes shine for you.

Take my hand under the stars, kiss me until we are both breathless, and than let's do it again night after night. After it all...all I will think is you are a beautiful woman. The fog that makes every night magical.

Perhaps I shall hear from the beautiful woman with the intelligent mind.

The Gentlemen


Im going to let you borrow my coat so creepy dudes stop doing disgusting things to themselves to your picture.

The Masochist


I wouldn't mind spending a Friday night with some tie downs and handcuffs and bondage rope.

The Bold and the Shameless



It doesn't hurt to have hair that just begs to be touched...I'll let you know I would love to turn you on with just my words.. I'd love to meet up;)

Mr. Tom Selleck


You have an open and spicey personality. Contact me back if you'd like to chat "friendly" :)

The Horny Hippie


WOW are you ever one hot, beautiful, freee-spirited young woman!!!!!

I am a horny old hippie... No Viagara needed. I will make you happy...

Peter "Long"

Mr. Med School


The only thing I can think about is the two of us playing doctor...

Mr. Observant

I like your aesthetics--a lot.

Dr. Love


Did you know, in a recent study conducted by the Journal of Modern Mental Medicine it was found that spending time with me is much more enjoyable than spending it here replying to lame messages.

Mr. Blow Up Doll


Why aren't you my girlfriend?

Mr. Muscles


If you were my mom, I'd still love breast milk.

#Swag

Thursday, November 24, 2011

The Artist



I can show you what an artist truly is.

I just wanna feel you all over and get your pleasure out into the fresh air! Baby i can talk you up and break you down... And I got a feeling you might even want seconds ;p

Delicious Complement



...Maybe I can show you a good time and maybe at the same time you can do the same oh and btw your sexy like a chocolate covered strawberry..

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Pure Speculation




I've been trying to figure your profile out for about 20 minutes now. So I have a theory:

You have self-esteem issues, and possibly an eating disorder, and the messages you get here help you feel pretty. If that's the case, awesome, I love a damaged girl with baggage, they're the wildest in bed ;)

Mr. Imagination




i dont want to give the illusion i want a relationship, because i dont. But a night for us might go a little something like this....

After being at the bar and having a good time we decided it was time to bounce. After the first drink i immediately move in and begin to kiss you. letting my hands roam the whole time. I slowly start to work down your body....well it would go something like that lol.. what do you say?

The Professor


I teach university literature and if you were in my classes, I'd be so distracted ;)

Unmasking Beauty



Are you sexy or is that a costume?

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

The Narcissist


Ur knockers look amazing ;) But anyway, would you rate me 1-10?

Monday, March 14, 2011

The Canalyzer


Holt shit. Seriously, what size bra is that?

Friday, March 11, 2011

The Two Musketeers


I just came across your profile with my friend and we couldnt decide who gets to message you...so we figured we'd see if you would want to be with 2 guys sometime ;)

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Test Dummy



u look GREAT. please never change. u r eye candy at its very best. i really hope u like and date black men, and if u never tried ill be your test dummy.

Mr. Useless


Damn Girl!

I realize I'm of little use to you other than to shower you with long distance compliments on your beauty, sexiness, and seemigly fun mind and spirit.

Be good cutie....but not too good!!! Enjoy!!!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

The Shepherd


I don't know if you're a fox in sheep's clothing. Either way, I'd like to take a peek. I wouldn't mind if my hand got bit in the process ;)

You've got a gorgeous face, playful lips, a wonderful silhouette and an intriguing hint of mystery to you.

The Sucker


Your eyes just penetrate and i got suckered in by your white top bursting with your feminine figure.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Glenn


Giggity.

Shakespeare


A poem for you:

Eyes like dreams in the winter,
with the sun smiling at the snow creating a light that is a goddess,
you,
a women with a million miles of wonder under her belt,
and skin that makes puppy dog ears envious of how soft you are,
a lovely gem,
twinkling like the stars that make my nights wonderful and amazing,
you are,
a queen,
in my eyes and in the eyes of the angels that speak to you,
for you, anything is possible.

Therefore this is how I say hello.

Dolphin Boy


If you get bored easy... I can keep things interesting ;) Of course, I wouldn't do anything to you your Dad could come after me legally for :)

Monday, March 7, 2011

Mr. Audacity


What are you doin later? I hope something good enough, to have an excuse as to why we wouldn't be hanging out?

The Rock Climber


You should email me if you rock climb. Although that would be quite an accomplishment with boobs that size.

The Play Date


Your boobs tell my hands that they should get together sometime and hangout.

The Personal Stylist


You're really pretty but holy cow, you wear your pants SO HIGH. Like an old lady at the bingo club.

Am I gonna have to subject myself to a day of shopping with you so I can see what you look like in a decent pair of jeans? =(

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Mr. Presumptuous


You just found your passion: ME!

Send me your number, immediately!

The Deep Sea Diver


I'll be honest. I'm a nymphomaniac. I'm looking for a hardcore undercover girl who likes to be selfishly massaged. If you like to be pleased then look at my profile and message me back if you like what you see.

I'm not an empty shell. I love scuba.

P.s. Your body is super hot

Great Expectations


Hey! Maybe after we get to know each other we can have a little fun. Maybe it would go a little something like this...

I would start out kissing and caressing your calves. Little by little I would inch my way up until I got to your inner thighs. So sensitive to my touch and lips you are beginning to get very hot at this point, and I know this so I will make you wait a little while for what you are craving. I will keep kissing, and touching, and teasing you........(THIS MESSAGE WAS TOO GRAPHIC TO POST EVERY DETAIL).....

We are both satisfied, but not fully so we start over again.

I would really like to make this happen... often.

The Eager Beaver


well hello there ;)

i was just wondering, do you like to cyber? cuz i love a good cyber with a sexy girl ;)

The Bachelor


This is kinda weird but it seems we both love to read, and I seem to catch the bachelor on a regular basis... I also think you look AMAZING, and you're tall. It'd be nice to look a chick in the eye and not have to look down.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

The Prince


Message me if you're interested in being treated like the princess that u are!!! I'm a perfect gentleman!

Friday, March 4, 2011

Mr. Honest


Sooo I'm going to be honest. You're by far the most genuinely beautiful girl on here. Your eyes are stunning... your smile is perfect... your body is flawless... and you seem down to earth.